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  • G <crystalkundalini@hotmail.com>
    ... nothing ... bitter if ... strong ... left alone. ... green ... dispersion of ... known. ... out of ... pure ... any chance it can ... explosive when ...
    Message 1 of 2 , Jan 28, 2003
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      --- In meditationsocietyofamerica@yahoogroups.com, "Jeff
      Belyea <jeff@s...>" <jeff@s...> wrote:
      > Element Name: WOMANIUM
      >
      > Symbol: WO
      >
      > Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
      >
      > Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at
      nothing
      > and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very
      bitter if
      > not used well.
      >
      > Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses
      strong
      > affinity
      > with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when
      left alone.
      > Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
      green
      > when placed next to a better specimen.
      > Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
      dispersion of
      > wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent
      known.
      > Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
      > ********************************************************************
      > Element Name: MANIUM
      > Symbol: XY
      >
      > Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
      > Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent
      out of
      > shape
      > easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a
      pure
      > sample.
      > Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
      > easily as young samples.
      >
      > Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO(WOMANIUM)
      any chance it can
      > get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
      explosive when
      > mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of
      time.
      > Neutralize
      > by saturating with alcohol.
      >
      > Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good
      samples are able
      > to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the
      absence of WO
      > (WOMANIUM), this element rapidly decomposes and begins to
      smell.


      G: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for the wonderful laugh this
      morning....

      shanti om ..g..
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