When one meditates, they hear God.
--- In email@example.com, medit8ionsociety <no_reply@...> wrote:
> When Mullah Nasrudin was in college, he was in a Logic
> class where a discussion about whether or not God exists
> took place. The professor had the following logic:
> "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.
> "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody
> "Has anyone in this class seen God?"
> When nobody spoke for the 3rd time, he simply stated,
> "Then there is no GOD!"
> Nasrudin did not like the sound of this at all, and
> asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it,
> and the Mullah stood up and asked the following
> questions of his classmates:
> "Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?"
> "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?"
> Absolute silence.
> "Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"
> When nobody in the class dared to speak, Nasrudin
> "Then, according to our professor's logic,
> it must be true that our professor has no brain!"