`a darn rant
- so! there you are, buncha blithering idiots - that's you there, eh?
a'searching all pie-eyed for your sweet version of dee-vine re-ality
where everything is understood and makes cosmic damnital sense.
an what do ya do?! ya let yer flippin' 'magination run away wit ya!
that's wot! an there ya are off into all kinds of demeted reali-titties
just a trying to suck up to some fancy assed concept of god an the
freaking future of a mutated monkey species. what a hoot!
what a sad and sorry sight! you just foolishly go on and on and on
thinking up new shit to think up. but hey, who am i to talk?
some damn fool that realizes this can't go on. well, it could, we humans
can be so damn dumm. hey everybody! why don't we see how long
we can milk the earth dry, murder each other, commit mayhem and
just generally see how long it takes to really fuck things up?
such irony...you seem to have to, i mean really have to get caught up
in war and hatred and violence. and fer christ/allah/brahma/who the
hell ever's sake just have to be right! what an absurd obsession!
what pinheads. sigh...you just don't seem to get it, do you? there is no need
to be killin' and slandering and subjegating and bee'n all 'round mean to
each other. no need at'all.
just a thought - anyhoo.
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