Wisdom from the KnifeForum
- Found in a post to the knife forum - Enjoy!....
I am passing this on to you because it
definitely worked for me and we all could
use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following the simple advice we heard
on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around our house to see all the
things I had started but hadn't finished, and
before leaving this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's Bristol Cream, a bottle of Kahlua,
a package of Oreos, the remainder of an
old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no
idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel might be in
need of inner peace.