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  • jogeshwarmahanta
    Namaskar.According to holy Bible: You must be perfect as your father God is perfect. how far our pursuits are directed in this direction and to what extent we
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      Namaskar.According to holy Bible:

      You must be perfect as your father God is perfect.

      how far our pursuits are directed in this direction and to what
      extent we are successful?Jogeshwar.


















      --- In meditationsocietyofamerica@yahoogroups.com, medit8ionsociety
      <no_reply@y...> wrote:
      >
      > God was just about done creating humans,
      > but he had two parts left over and couldn't
      > quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve.
      > He thought He might just as well ask them.
      >
      > He told them one of the things He had left was a thing
      > that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
      > "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was
      > wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
      >
      > Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please
      > give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It
      > seems like just the sort of thing a man should have.
      > Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"
      >
      > On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just
      > smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so
      > badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing
      > that allowed him to pee standing up.
      >
      > Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over
      > the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote
      > his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he
      > could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with
      > delight all the while.
      >
      > God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said
      > to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last
      > thing I have left."
      >
      > "What's it called?" asked Eve.
      >
      > "Brains," said God
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