Why God never received a PhD
- 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had
no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some
even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that he created
the world, but what has he done since then? 8. The scientific
community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He never
applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. 10.
When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted
them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told students
to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son teach the class. 14. He
expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were
only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His
office hours were infrequent and often held on limited access mountain
tops. 17. No record of working well with colleagues.