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Motherly Wisdom from Judi Rhodes

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    Thanks to Judi Rhodes for forwarding this. MOM S WISDOM What Mom Taught Me MOM taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: If you re going to kill each other, do
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 3, 2002
      Thanks to Judi Rhodes for forwarding this.

      What Mom Taught Me

      "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

      MOM taught me RELIGION:
      "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

      MOM taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
      "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
      next week!"

      MOM taught me LOGIC:
      "Because I said so, that's why."

      MOM taught me FORESIGHT:
      "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

      MOM taught me IRONY:
      "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

      MOM taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
      "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

      MOM taught me about CONTORTIONS:
      "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

      MOM taught me about STAMINA:
      "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

      MOM taught me about WEATHER:
      "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

      MOM taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
      "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you
      listen then?"

      MOM taught me about HYPOCRISY:
      "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, Don't

      MOM taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
      "Stop acting like your father!"

      MOM taught me about ENVY:
      "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who
      have wonderful parents like you do!"

      And most of all ..... MOM taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
      "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

      For more of Judi's wit and wisdom, check out her
      Yahoo Group at http://groups.yahoo/group/TheEndOfTheRopeRanch
      It's the only place to go if you too are at the end of your
      spirituality seeking rope.
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