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    From Rusty M, our favorite Canadian wise man: If Gates learned haiku we might get these error messages. - Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost
    Message 1 of 1 , May 18 8:44 AM
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      From Rusty M, our favorite Canadian wise man:

      If Gates learned haiku we might get these error messages.
      -
      Three things are certain:
      Death, taxes, and lost data.
      Guess which has occurred.
      -
      The Tao that is seen
      Is not the true Tao, until
      You bring fresh toner.
      -
      A file that big?
      It might be very useful.
      But now it is gone.
      -
      The Web site you seek
      cannot be located but
      endless others exist
      -
      Chaos reigns within.
      Reflect, repent, and reboot.
      Order shall return.
      -
      Aborted effort:
      Close all that you have.
      You ask way too much.
      -
      First snow, then silence.
      This thousand dollar screen dies
      so beautifully.
      -
      With searching comes loss
      and the presence of absence:
      "My Novel" not found.
      -
      Windows NT crashed.
      I am the Blue Screen of Death.
      No one hears your screams.
      -
      Stay the patient course
      Of little worth is your ire
      The network is down.
      -
      A crash reduces
      your expensive computer
      to a simple stone.
      -
      Yesterday it worked
      Today it is not working
      Windows is like that.
      -
      You step in the stream,
      but the water has moved on.
      This page is not here.
      -
      Out of memory.
      We wish to hold the whole sky,
      But we never will.
      -
      Having been erased,
      The document you're seeking
      Must now be retyped.
      -
      Serious error.
      All shortcuts have disappeared.
      Screen. Mind. Both are empty.
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