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Re: If You're So Enlightened, Pass This Test

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  • Onniko
    ... *v* Ok, there s too many comfort posts to read...who cares? So, let s take the moron test..I see, I am a certified moron...BACK to the COMFORT messages!
    Message 1 of 2 , Dec 15, 2003
      --- In meditationsocietyofamerica@yahoogroups.com, medit8ionsociety
      <no_reply@y...> wrote:
      > I thought this maight bring some comfort (that's why we
      > do everything, right?), so I'm posting it here - Enjoy!:
      >

      *v* Ok, there's too many comfort posts to read...who cares? So,
      let's take the moron test..I see, I am a certified moron...BACK to
      the COMFORT messages!

      > This is the "Official Moron Test."
      > It's based upon typical graduation requirements at "The
      > University of Hard Knocks"
      > It separates the dumb people from the really dumb
      > people. Answer the following 13 questions, then scroll
      > down and check your answers.
      >
      > DON'T CHEAT!!!
      >
      > When you are done, count the number correct and see how
      > you compare to others.
      > OK, here we go......
      >
      > 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
      > 2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
      > 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
      > 4. How many outs are there in an inning?
      > 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his
      > widow's sister?
      > 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add
      > 10. What do you get?
      > 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many
      > apples are you left with?
      > 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take
      > one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
      > 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die.
      > How many sheep are left?
      > 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him
      > on the ark?
      > 11. A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall. What does
      > he weigh?
      > 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
      > 13. What was the President's name in 1960?
      >
      > **** NO CHEATING ****
      >
      > So how do you think you did? Here are the answers....
      >
      > 1. Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.
      > 2. One (1). You can only be born once.
      > 3. Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.
      > 4. Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to
      > every inning.
      > 5. No. He must be dead if it is his widow!
      > 6. Seventy (70). 30 divided by 1/2 is 60.
      > 7. Two (2). You take two apple...therefore, YOU have
      > TWO apples.
      > 8. One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the
      > second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have
      > run out and only an hour has passed.
      > 9. Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.
      > 10. None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark?
      > 11. Meat...that is self-explanatory.
      > 12. Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen?
      > TWELVE...it's a dozen!
      > 13. George W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed
      > his name.
      >
      > So, how did you do?
      >
      > 13 correct....GENIUS....you are good!
      > 10-12 correct....ABOVE AVERAGE....but don't let it go to
      > your head
      > 7-9 correct....AVERAGE....but who wants to be average?
      > 4-6 correct....SLOW....pay attention to the question
      > 1-3 correct....IDIOT....what else can I say
      > 0 correct....CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified
      > MORON!!!!
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