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> I thought this maight bring some comfort (that's why we
> do everything, right?), so I'm posting it here - Enjoy!:
*v* Ok, there's too many comfort posts to read...who cares? So,
let's take the moron test..I see, I am a certified moron...BACK to
the COMFORT messages!
> This is the "Official Moron Test."
> It's based upon typical graduation requirements at "The
> University of Hard Knocks"
> It separates the dumb people from the really dumb
> people. Answer the following 13 questions, then scroll
> down and check your answers.
> DON'T CHEAT!!!
> When you are done, count the number correct and see how
> you compare to others.
> OK, here we go......
> 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
> 2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
> 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
> 4. How many outs are there in an inning?
> 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his
> widow's sister?
> 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add
> 10. What do you get?
> 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many
> apples are you left with?
> 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take
> one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
> 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die.
> How many sheep are left?
> 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him
> on the ark?
> 11. A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall. What does
> he weigh?
> 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
> 13. What was the President's name in 1960?
> **** NO CHEATING ****
> So how do you think you did? Here are the answers....
> 1. Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.
> 2. One (1). You can only be born once.
> 3. Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.
> 4. Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to
> every inning.
> 5. No. He must be dead if it is his widow!
> 6. Seventy (70). 30 divided by 1/2 is 60.
> 7. Two (2). You take two apple...therefore, YOU have
> TWO apples.
> 8. One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the
> second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have
> run out and only an hour has passed.
> 9. Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.
> 10. None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark?
> 11. Meat...that is self-explanatory.
> 12. Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen?
> TWELVE...it's a dozen!
> 13. George W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed
> his name.
> So, how did you do?
> 13 correct....GENIUS....you are good!
> 10-12 correct....ABOVE AVERAGE....but don't let it go to
> your head
> 7-9 correct....AVERAGE....but who wants to be average?
> 4-6 correct....SLOW....pay attention to the question
> 1-3 correct....IDIOT....what else can I say
> 0 correct....CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified