<no_reply@y...> wrote:> I thought this maight bring some comfort (that's why we

*v* Ok, there's too many comfort posts to read...who cares? So,

> do everything, right?), so I'm posting it here - Enjoy!:

>

let's take the moron test..I see, I am a certified moron...BACK to

the COMFORT messages!

> This is the "Official Moron Test."

> It's based upon typical graduation requirements at "The

> University of Hard Knocks"

> It separates the dumb people from the really dumb

> people. Answer the following 13 questions, then scroll

> down and check your answers.

>

> DON'T CHEAT!!!

>

> When you are done, count the number correct and see how

> you compare to others.

> OK, here we go......

>

> 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

> 2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

> 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

> 4. How many outs are there in an inning?

> 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his

> widow's sister?

> 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add

> 10. What do you get?

> 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many

> apples are you left with?

> 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take

> one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

> 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die.

> How many sheep are left?

> 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him

> on the ark?

> 11. A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall. What does

> he weigh?

> 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

> 13. What was the President's name in 1960?

>

> **** NO CHEATING ****

>

> So how do you think you did? Here are the answers....

>

> 1. Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.

> 2. One (1). You can only be born once.

> 3. Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.

> 4. Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to

> every inning.

> 5. No. He must be dead if it is his widow!

> 6. Seventy (70). 30 divided by 1/2 is 60.

> 7. Two (2). You take two apple...therefore, YOU have

> TWO apples.

> 8. One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the

> second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have

> run out and only an hour has passed.

> 9. Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.

> 10. None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark?

> 11. Meat...that is self-explanatory.

> 12. Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen?

> TWELVE...it's a dozen!

> 13. George W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed

> his name.

>

> So, how did you do?

>

> 13 correct....GENIUS....you are good!

> 10-12 correct....ABOVE AVERAGE....but don't let it go to

> your head

> 7-9 correct....AVERAGE....but who wants to be average?

> 4-6 correct....SLOW....pay attention to the question

> 1-3 correct....IDIOT....what else can I say

> 0 correct....CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified

> MORON!!!!