Nasrudin Clears Thing Up
- When asked for his opinion about things, Nasrudin
is quick to say nothing about lots of things:
-Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's
just on the surface.
-If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
-The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
-Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
-Prejudiced people are all alike.
-What is the probability that something will happen
according to the odds?
-Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.
-Evil is not all bad.
-I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
-Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.
-There's no such thing as nonexistence.
-Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.
-As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring
loyalty into question.
-He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.
-I disagree with unanimity.
-I have my doubts about disbelief.
-Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
-One should never generalize.
-Avoid clichés like the plague.
-Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
-On one hand, I'm indecisive, but on the other, I'm not.
-I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.
-Exaggeration is a billion times worse than
-Death to all fanatics!
-An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
-If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
-I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
-I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
-Rehab is for quitters!
-The shortest distance between two points is how far
apart they are.
-Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.
-Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest
-My identity lies in not knowing who I am.
-I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't
enough anxiety in my life.
-I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make
-Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
-I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar,
but I am not sure if I believe it.
-Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also
tend to use more words than necessary.
-There are only three kinds of people: people who
can count and people who can't.
-Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but
I don't believe in dragons.