Re: Do You Wanna Play Some Football?
- --- In firstname.lastname@example.org, "Michael Read"
> Hey, Bob. How is football like meditation.And Enlightenment is a Touchdown :-)
> 1. You get better if you don't miss practice.
> 2. You have to give it all you got, and you still get creamed.
> 3. Your butt is on the line and it's first and ten, again.
> well, that's all that i can conjure up at the moment. i don't followHi Michaelji,
> sports too often. the 89 superbowl (i forget who played) was such a
> one sided massacre that i vowed to wait ten years between games
> before i'll see another. really.
The 2004 Super Bowl will be in Houston, and since the Eagles will be
in it, I'll be there. Maybe I'll stop over in Taos on the way, and try
to get you back into the religious denomination that seems to be the
most popular in America, Footballism. This type of being saved may not
bring about eternal salvation, but it sure can be fun. I'm practicing
my "Beat the Bucs" and "Go Eagles" mantras now, and will join
thousands of other Eagleism followers as we celebrate a high holy
Monday night service at Philly's 1/2 Billion $ (no kidding!) Temple.
And when Philly fans get together, you can really experience being a
part of a higher power. Chanting OM ain't got nothing on 60,000 fans
Booing at the other team as one. Talk about Rapture!
May you have many spiritual first downs, field goals, and touchdowns!