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- Mullah Nasrudin was dying. The priest was preparing him for his voyage
into the great beyond. Whispering firmly, the priest said,
"Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"
Nasrudin said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still Nasrudin
The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his
Nasrudin said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I
ought to aggravate anybody."