Why God Never Received a PhD
- 1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what
has he done since then?
8. The scientific community has had a hard time
replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission
to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it
by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted
them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of
his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and often held on
limited access mountain tops.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.