8752Papajeff Isn't the Only Holy Golfer
- May 29, 2003Jesus was the first to tee off and he hit the ball a
little left and it ended up in the water hazard. Because
it was Jesus, his ball floated and when he got down to
the hazard he walked upon the water and hit the ball
onto the green.
Moses was the next to tee off, and like Jesus he hit the
ball into the water hazard. When he got down to the
hazard, he parted the waters and hit the ball onto the
The little old man was next, and he too hit into the
water hazard. Just then a big fish swallowed the ball
and began to swim away. A hawk swooped down and grabbed
the fish in its talons and started to fly off. As the
hawk passed over the green, it tightened its grip on the
fish which caused the ball to pop out of the fish. The
ball landed on the green and rolled into the cup.
Jesus then turned to the old man and said, "Look Dad, if
you're going to play, play fair."