Learn to talk italian- something fun
- Enjoy this it is cute. Lisa
> Subject: Learn To Talk in Italian...
> Let's start at the beginning.
> Come stai? Molto benne. Bon giorno. Ciao. Arrivederci. Every Italian
> from Italy knows these words and every Italian-American should. But what
> about the goomba speech pattern? Those words and phrases that are a
> Italian, a little American, and a little slang. Words every paison andwill
> bacciagaloop has heard, words we hear on The Sopranos and throughout our
> Little Italy neighborhoods of New York and New Jersey. This form of
> language, the "Goomba-Italiano" has been used for generations. It's not
> gangster slang terms like "whack" or "vig", if that's what you are
> thinking---nope, this is real guido talk!
> The goomba says ciao when he arrives or leaves. He says Madonna Mia
> anytime emotion is needed in any given situation. Mannaggia, meengya,
> oofah, and, of course, va fungool can also be used. Capeesh? He uses a
> mopeen to wipe his hands in the cucina, gets agita from the gravy and
> schkeeve meatballs unless they are homemade from the famiglia. AlwaysIf you
> foonah your bread in the pot of gravy or you will be a goo-gootz.
> Mezza-fanooks are usually mamalukes and the girl from the neighborho od
> with the reputation is a facia-bruta puttana or a schifosa whoore.
> are called cattivo, gabbadost, schfatcheem, stupido, or strunz, you are(evil
> usually a pain in the ass. A crazy diavlo can give you the maloikya
> eye), but that red horn will protect you if you use it right. Don'tforget
> to always say per favore and grazie and prego.zeppoles,
> If you are feeling mooshadd or stunad or mezza-morta, always head to
> Nonna's and she will fix you up with a little homemade manicott',
> gavadell', or calamar', or some ricott' cheesecake. Mangia some
> canollis, torrone, struffoli, shfoolyadell', pignoli cookies, or a littlewith
> Nutella on pannetone. Delizioso!
> I think I'll head to the kitch and fix myself a sengweecj of gabagol'
> some proshoot and mozarell' or maybe just a hot slice of abeetz. Sosalud'
> if you have any Italian blood in you and if you understood anything Iwrote
> here. If so, you are numero uno and the professore of the goombas.If you
> don't get any of this, then fa Nabola with the whole thing, and you are a<http://www.rootsweb.com/%7Eilpip1gs/index.htm>
> disgraziato. Scuzi, me dispiachay, I didn't mean that.
> Viva PIP Numero Uno!
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