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  • William Brabant
    Welcome to Buffalo-Lite, Humor some mature , some immature for people on the go.
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 1, 2008
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      Welcome to Buffalo-Lite, Humor some mature , some immature for
      people on the go.

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      The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

      'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

      'Speaking.'

      'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.

      When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a
      biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well.

      We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly,
      either way the results are not too good.'

      'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

      'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
      other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'

      'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs.
      Sanders.

      'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
      tests one time.'

      'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

      'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
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      sleep with him.'



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      One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for
      speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down
      her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports
      car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

      "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... could I see your
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      "...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving
      away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump..

      "It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling
      for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

      "Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.

      "Registration..... what's that.....?" asked the blonde. "It's
      usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently.

      After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll
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      officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's
      license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came
      back;

      "Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?"

      "Yes...." replied the officer

      "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher

      "Uh... yes" replied the cop.

      "Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff
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      "WHAT!!? I can't do that. Its..... inappropriate..." exclaimed the
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      "Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.

      So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and
      registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

      The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not ANOTHER
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      Routine Exam
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      Ass Kickers
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      Life Is About Ass
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      Alphabet Soup
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      Kassie
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