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  • mnmnu111
    ... here for five hours) and anticipating the arrival of my computer technician (he got tied up at work and was unable to make it today), so now that the
    Message 1 of 4 , Aug 19, 2007
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      --- In lovingpurelove@yahoogroups.com, "Patti Garrett" <pattigarrett1@...> wrote:
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      > Hello everyone:
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      > My day was spent waiting for the painter to finish painting (he was here for five hours) and anticipating the arrival of my computer technician (he got tied up at work and was unable to make it today), so now that the painter is through, I now have to make time to put everything up that I had to move up and in place. However, it cannot be right now because the paint is still sticky and tacky, so I guess that task will have to wait a while longer. But it does have to be done tonight because I just threw things in boxes as he came earlier than I had expected him to be here.
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      > However, I did decide to read my messages and to try to respond to some of them, and maybe even send out a couple of my own angel messages for today while I am waiting for the paint to dry.
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      > However, when I was reading my messages, I came across this one and thought some of you (at least those who are getting up in years) might enjoy these words today. I know I did.
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      > Peace, love, light, joy and angel hugs,
      >
      > Patti
      >
      > ----- Original Message -----
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      > Tips for seniors...
      > 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
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      > 2. Set timer for 2 minutes, just in case you doze off in the middle.
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      > 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
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      > 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
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      > 5. Write partner's name on your hand just in case you can't remember.
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      > 6. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
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      > 7. Have Extra-Strength Tylenol ready just in case you actually complete what you started.
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      > 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
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      > 9. If it happens, call everyone you know with the good news.
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      > 10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
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      > A French Scientist, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with declining sexual activity read their e-mails with their right hand on the mouse.=======================================
      >I think much beter for you to make me happy,to tell me something nice to tell me something new or even try somethin different.When we have a hundred problems and this problems need to be solved we dont have time to think about sex.I remember last year when you left your beloved in same time like this year and two weeak loneliness you back to her Why?Because you are addicted to sex.Think about that.Next time if you saw something and you dont know what's going on just call me I will give you right answer.You know bout of my telefone nubers.Did you have great sex last night?What i have is great headache which will kil me soon.Dont think I'm stupid I know what you mean.I'm not surprised did hurt me a hundred times this is nothing new.Good night and enjou in your love.You belong there not here.
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