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  • crystalpyramid@foodforall.net
    ... Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.
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      ...with advance apologies

      Subject: our future leaders

      The following questions and answers were collated from
      the SAT tests given to 16 years-old students! Don't
      laugh too hard -- one of them could control the
      country one day! You have to admit some are very
      creative.

      Q: Name the four seasons.
      A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

      Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
      made safe to drink.
      A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
      removes large pollutantsl ike grit, sand, dead sheep
      and canoeists.

      Q: How is dew formed?
      A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
      perspire.

      Q: What is a planet?
      A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

      Q: What happens to your body as you age?
      A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
      intercontinental.

      Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
      A: Premature death.

      Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
      A: Keep it in the cow.

      Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised?
      (e.g., abdomen).
      A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
      brainium, the borax and the
      abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain,
      the borax contain heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five
      bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

      Q: What is the Fibula?
      A: A small lie.

      Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
      A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward
      to adultery.

      Q: What does "varicose" mean?
      A: Nearby. ( erm  wonder if another Phua chu Kang said this)

      Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
      A: Most people prevent contraption by wearing a
      condominium.

      Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section"
      A. The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

      Q: What is a seizure?
      A: A Roman Emperor..

      Q: What is a terminal illness?
      A: When you are sick at the airport.

      Q: In a democratic society, how important are
      elections?
      A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male
      gets an election.

      Q: What are steroids?
      A: Things for keeping carpets on the stairs.

      Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a
      characteristic feature?
      A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so
      they look like umbrellas.

      Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
      A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

      Q: What is a turbine?
      A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
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