Enclosed is my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,40700 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the
Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
$1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund"
as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one
1.5" Phillips Head screw . (Article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays
$22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screw.) Screw is enclosed for your
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.
A Satisfied Taxpayer