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  • Virginia S.
    Okay, so I thought this was funny! This proves how loving and supportive women REALLY are. WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
    Message 1 of 2 , Feb 2 9:29 AM
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      Okay, so I thought this was funny!  This proves how loving and supportive women REALLY are.
       
      WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS  REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Feb.8, 2006

      NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
      OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
      Class 1
      How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

      Class 2
      The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
      Round Table Discussion.
      Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

      Class 3
      Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
      Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
      Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

      Class 4
      Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
      Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
      Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

      Class 5
      After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
      Examples on Video.
      Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

      Class 6
      Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
      Help Line Support and Support Groups.
      Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

      Class 7
      Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
      And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
      Open Forum .
      Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

      Class 8
      Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
      Graphics and Audio Tapes.
      Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

      Class 9
      Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
      Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

      Class 10
      Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
      Driving Simulations.
      4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours

      Class 11
      Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
      Online Classes and role-playing .
      Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

      Class 12
      How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
      Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
      Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

      Class 13
      How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
      Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
      Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

      Class 14
      The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
      Live Demonstration.
      Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

      Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day
    • blume111122
      Thanks for the bestest laugh I have had in a long time... Ulla :)
      Message 2 of 2 , Feb 2 10:58 AM
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        Thanks for the bestest laugh I have had in a long time...

        Ulla :)
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