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  • ~*Kelly
    Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you d be surprised at the
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 3, 2005
       

      "Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning."

      "Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be
      surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James Garner

      "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." -
      Benjamin Franklin

      "Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost - she may
      have got him."

      "A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of
      questions he can answer." - Ronald Colman

      "Before marriage the three little words are 'I love you', after marriage
      they are, 'let's eat out'."

      "By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
      get a bad one, you'll become a philospher." - Socrates

      "A diplomatic husband said to his wife, 'How do you expect me to
      remember your birthday when you never look any older?' "

      "It takes a smart spouse to have the last word and not use it."

      "The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper
      and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator." - Bill
      Lawrence

      "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because she
      knows that the average man can see much better than he can think." -
      Ladies Home Journal

      "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." -
      Michel de Montaingne

      "Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." - Arthur Baer

      "Marriage is a great institution - but I'm not ready for an institution
      yet." - Mae West

      "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
      keep her." - Sacha Guitry

      "You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and a few
      words in your sleep to get divorced."

      "If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
      can't afford divorce." - Jack Nicholson

      "The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it."

      "The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding."

      "A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be
      thankful for a good one." - Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

      "Marriage is like twirling a baton, handsprings, or eating with
      chopsticks. It looks easy till you try it."

      "If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would be
      fewer divorces - and more bankruptcies." - Frances Rodman

      "Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke."

      "Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales."

      "There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
      marriage and after marriage."

      "In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together
      afterwards that causes the problems." - Shelley Winters

      "No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a higher opinion
      of him than he deserves." - Edgar Watson Howe

      "The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method
      for getting acquainted." - Heywood Broun
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