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  • Constance Kosuda
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    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 31, 2005
      --- Joseph Brockett <jrb34@...> wrote:

      > From: "Joseph Brockett" <jrb34@...>
      > To: <Thomas1too@...>,
      > "Constance Kosuda" <ckosuda@...>
      > Subject: Fw: zen for those who take life too
      > seriously
      > Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 12:23:17 -0500
      >
      >
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      > Sent: Monday, January 31, 2005 12:19 PM
      > Subject: FW: zen for those who take life too
      > seriously
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > Zen for those who take life too seriously:
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 2. A day without sunshine is like night.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar
      > territory.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
      > universe.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 9. Remember, half the people you know are below
      > average.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
      > mouse gets the cheese.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 13 I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
      > people have.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your
      > week.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
      > memory.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending
      > machines.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great
      > trade!
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple
      > of payments.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise
      > my hand...
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 23. If everything seems to be going well, you have
      > obviously overlooked
      > something.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 24. When everything is coming your way, you're in
      > the wrong lane.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 25. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
      > off now.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 26. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
      > don't have film.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 27. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy
      > her friends?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 28. How much deeper would the ocean be without
      > sponges?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 29. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked
      > into jet engines.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 30. What happens if you get scared half to death,
      > twice?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 31. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept
      > falling out.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 32. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 33. Inside every older person is a younger person
      > wondering what happened.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 34. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we
      > would all fall off.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 35. Light travels faster than sound. That is why
      > some people appear bright
      > until you hear them speak.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > Zen for those who take life too seriously:
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 2. A day without sunshine is like night.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar
      > territory.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
      > universe.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 9. Remember, half the people you know are below
      > average.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
      > mouse gets the cheese.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 13 I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
      > people have.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your
      > week.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
      > memory.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending
      > machines.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great
      > trade!
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple
      > of payments.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise
      > my hand...
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 23. If everything seems to be going well, you have
      > obviously overlooked
      > something.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 24. When everything is coming your way, you're in
      > the wrong lane.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 25. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
      > off now.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 26. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
      > don't have film.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 27. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy
      > her friends?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 28. How much deeper would the ocean be without
      > sponges?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 29. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked
      > into jet engines.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 30. What happens if you get scared half to death,
      > twice?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 31. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept
      > falling out.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 32. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 33. Inside every older person is a younger person
      > wondering what happened.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 34. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we
      > would all fall off.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > 35. Light travels faster than sound. That is why
      > some people appear bright
      > until you hear them speak.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
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