Loading ...
Sorry, an error occurred while loading the content.

Fwd: Auto-Replies - very, very funny

Expand Messages
  • Constance Kosuda
    ... ===== God bless you, all you love and all you touch with Peace, Prosperity, Perfect Health, Harmony and Happiness
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 29, 2004
    • 0 Attachment
      --- Ronn Kistler <rdk@...> wrote:

      > From: "Ronn Kistler" <rdk@...>
      > To: "wts" <thomas1too@...>,
      > <jrb34@...>,
      > <ckosuda@...>,
      > <Bornholm.Jon@...>,
      > "Aileen Packer Cwanger" <ASC43@...>,
      > <aviglad@...>,
      > <wendis@...>,
      > <maria.maxton@...>,
      > "Nancy Went Macaulay" <Screech129@...>,
      > <lpalma109@...>,
      > <hilllysahi@...>
      > Subject: Auto-Replies
      > Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 18:21:13 -0500
      >
      > Phrases For Your "Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail
      > Auto-Reply:
      >
      > ****
      >
      > I am currently out at a job interview and will reply
      > to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared
      > for my mood.
      >
      > I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring
      > you.
      >
      > You are receiving this automatic notification
      > because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances
      > are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
      >
      > Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors
      > having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to
      > management.
      >
      > I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless
      > emails you send me until I return from vacation on
      > 1/8. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted
      > in the order it was received.
      >
      > Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been
      > charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for
      > each additional word in your message.
      >
      > 'The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
      > connection and is unable to deliver this message.
      > Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
      > The beauty of it is that when I return, I can see
      > how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.
      >
      > Thank you for your message, which has been added to
      > a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
      > and can expect to receive a reply in approximately
      > 19 weeks. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know
      > that you got this message.
      >
      >
      >
      > I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
      >
      > Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.
      > Please wait by your PC
      >
      > for my response.
      >
      > Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job.
      > Don't bother to leave me any messages.
      >
      >
      >
      > I've run away to join a different circus.
      >
      > I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for
      > medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me
      > as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'
      >
      >
      >


      =====
      God bless you, all you love and all you touch with Peace, Prosperity, Perfect Health, Harmony and Happiness Thomas
    Your message has been successfully submitted and would be delivered to recipients shortly.