--- Ronn Kistler <rdk@...
> From: "Ronn Kistler" <rdk@...>
> To: "wts" <thomas1too@...>,
> "Aileen Packer Cwanger" <ASC43@...>,
> "Nancy Went Macaulay" <Screech129@...>,
> Subject: Auto-Replies
> Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 18:21:13 -0500
> Phrases For Your "Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail
> I am currently out at a job interview and will reply
> to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared
> for my mood.
> I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring
> You are receiving this automatic notification
> because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances
> are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
> Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors
> having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to
> I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless
> emails you send me until I return from vacation on
> 1/8. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted
> in the order it was received.
> Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been
> charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for
> each additional word in your message.
> 'The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
> connection and is unable to deliver this message.
> Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
> The beauty of it is that when I return, I can see
> how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.
> Thank you for your message, which has been added to
> a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
> and can expect to receive a reply in approximately
> 19 weeks. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know
> that you got this message.
> I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
> Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.
> Please wait by your PC
> for my response.
> Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job.
> Don't bother to leave me any messages.
> I've run away to join a different circus.
> I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for
> medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me
> as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'
God bless you, all you love and all you touch with Peace, Prosperity, Perfect Health, Harmony and Happiness Thomas