[Insp_thought] The Elephant and the Rat
- The Elephant and the Rat
An elephant was enjoying a leisurely dip in a jungle pool when a rat came up to the pool and insisted that the elephant get out.
``I won't,'' said the elephant.
``I insist you get out this minute,'' said the rat.
``I shall tell you that only after you are out of the pool.''
``Then I won't get out.''
But he finally lumbered out of the pool, stood in front of the rat, and said, ``Now then, why did you want me to get out of the pool?''
``To check if you were wearing my swimming trunks,'' said the rat.
An elephant will sooner fit into the trunks of a rat then God will fit into our notions of him.