Re: Product Recall
- In a message dated 4/1/04 11:16:51 AM Pacific Standard Time, oldbill67@... writes:
From: Old Bill
Message 1 in Discussion
Here's a Real Recall!
PRODUCT RECALL ANNOUNCEMENT
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central
of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential
Internal Non-morality", or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily
Some other symptoms:
[a] Loss of direction
[b] Foul vocal emissions
[c] Amnesia of origin
[d] Lack of peace and joy
[e] Selfish, or violent behavior
[f] Depression or confusion in the mental component
The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect is
providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, will instill the following:
Please see the operating manual, THE HOLY BIBLE
(Believer's-Instructions-Before-Leaving-Earth), for further details on the
of these fixes. As an added
upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a
enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance
Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He
up permanent residence on the premises! WARNING: Continuing to operate the
human being unit without correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty,
the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the
human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
to be scrapped in the furnace . The SIN defect will not be permitted to
Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by notifying
others of this important recall notice.
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