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  • JJOREAGIN@aol.com
    In a message dated 4/1/04 11:16:51 AM Pacific Standard Time,
    Message 1 of 1 , Apr 1, 2004
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      In a message dated 4/1/04 11:16:51 AM Pacific Standard Time, oldbill67@... writes:

      From: Old Bill
      Message 1 in Discussion

      Here's a Real Recall!

      PRODUCT RECALL ANNOUNCEMENT

      The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
      regardless
      of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central
      component
      of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
      code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
      all
      subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential
      Internal Non-morality", or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily
      expressed.

      Some other symptoms:

      [a] Loss of direction
      [b] Foul vocal emissions
      [c] Amnesia of origin
      [d] Lack of peace and joy
      [e] Selfish, or violent behavior
      [f] Depression or confusion in the mental component
      [g] Fearfulness
      [h] Idolatry
      [i] Rebellion

      The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect is
      providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
      this
      SIN
      defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, will instill the following:

      [a] Love
      [b] Joy
      [c] Peace
      [d] Patience
      [e] Kindness
      [f] Goodness
      [g] Faithfulness
      [h] Gentleness
      [i] Self-control

      Please see the operating manual, THE HOLY BIBLE
      (Believer's-Instructions-Before-Leaving-Earth), for further details on the
      use
      of these fixes. As an added
      upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a
      facility
      enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance
      Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He
      will take
      up permanent residence on the premises! WARNING: Continuing to operate the
      human being unit without correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty,
      exposing
      the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the
      human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
      JESUS.

      DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
      to be scrapped in the furnace . The SIN defect will not be permitted to
      enter
      Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

      Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by notifying
      others of this important recall notice.




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