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  • M. Thannisch
    I know this isn t liturgy, but I couldn t resist Shalom in Yeshua ha Moshiach Michael Joe Thannisch mjthan@quik.com ... From: Richard James
    Message 1 of 1 , Feb 5, 2002
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      I know this isn't liturgy, but I couldn't resist

      Shalom in Yeshua ha Moshiach

      Michael Joe Thannisch

      ----- Original Message -----
      From: "Richard James" <rajames@...>
      To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>
      Sent: Tuesday, February 05, 2002 6:35 PM
      Subject: Jesus and Satan

      > Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better
      > on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
      > hearing all the bickering.
      > Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will
      > take two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
      > So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
      > They moused.
      > They did spreadsheets.
      > They wrote reports.
      > They sent faxes.
      > They sent e-mail.
      > They sent out e-mail with attachments.
      > They downloaded.
      > They made cards.
      > They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up,
      > lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain
      poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
      > Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known
      in the underworld.
      > Jesus just sighed.
      > The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
      their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone!
      It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
      > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the
      past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.
      > Wait! He cheated!!! How did he do it???
      > God shrugged and said....
      > "Jesus Saves."
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