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      Question and Answer Christmas Jokes

      1. What kind of bird can write? A PENguin.
      2. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
      3. What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
      4. What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts" !
      5. How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct? On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
      6. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!
      7. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
      8. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
      9. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
      10. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
      11. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
      12. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
      13. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood.
      14. Why do birds fly south for the winter ? Because it's to far to walk.
      15. What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!
      16. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
      17. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
      18. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
      19. What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
      20. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? Okay everyone, sack time!
      21. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
      22. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
      23. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
      24. Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? Because the angel had said, "No L!"
      25. What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door!

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        Question and Answer Christmas Jokes

        1. What kind of bird can write? A PENguin.
        2. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
        3. What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
        4. What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts" !
        5. How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct? On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
        6. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!
        7. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
        8. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
        9. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
        10. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
        11. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
        12. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
        13. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood.
        14. Why do birds fly south for the winter ? Because it's to far to walk.
        15. What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!
        16. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
        17. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
        18. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
        19. What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
        20. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? Okay everyone, sack time!
        21. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
        22. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
        23. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
        24. Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? Because the angel had said, "No L!"
        25. What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door!

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