Press Release: Voodoo Doodoo Stops Mooloo Highway
- Press Release
Voodoo Doodoo Stops Mooloo Highway
"The halt to work on State Highway 1 between Mercer and Long Swamp because,
quote "a Taniwha is causing the road to sink" is plainly idiotic", said
Libertarianz Leader Russel Watkins, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.
"Humorous as it may appear," he says becoming more serious, "once again,
taxpayers' money is being wasted pandering to quaint notions of brown
voodoo - in this case Transit New Zealand pander to Ngati Ngaho over their
mystical belief there is a little monster dwelling in the swamp."
"In fact, I refuse to believe anyone actually believes in little monsters
dwelling in the swamp," says Watkins, who offers a wager on three points:
"First, I guarantee that after 'consultation' with the Tribe - and a fat wad
of cash being paid over (taxpayers money again) - the 'Taniwha' problem will
disappear. Second, Ngati Ngoho will laugh like drains as they bank their
money. Third, the road will keep sinking."
"This voodoo nonsense should be consigned to the dustbin of history," says
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