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  • old_comedywriter
    07/22/01 - Senator Lewis Carroll has proposed several additions to the Endangered Species list. These include: The jabberwock, which is being hunted into
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      07/22/01 - Senator Lewis Carroll has proposed several additions to
      the Endangered Species list. These include: The jabberwock, which
      is being hunted into extinction by vorpal sword-wielding poachers for
      its claws and teeth which are sold on the black market; the mimsy
      borogove, which is being used for laboratory experiments; the mome
      rath, which is being poisoned by farmers due to its eating of
      grain stored in silos; and the tumtum and tulgey trees, which are
      being logged at alarming rates. Said Senator Carroll about the
      Jabberwock: "Too many beamish boys go galumphing around with the
      uffish thought that this manxome creature's whiffling should be
      silenced. They even buy burbling calls at GI Joe's to hunt them,
      when they could just get a Jubjub license or Bandersnatch tags and
      catch their limit in just one frabjous day!"
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