New Holiday CD from the MetropoliTones!
- *The MetropoliTones' "Wintery Mix" CD* has arrived! Round, red, and more
refined than a Yankee candle, each CD is sure to please the most discerning
guys and gals on your gift list. Holiday favorites include: Jingle
Message, Winter Wonderland, Christmas Time is Here, We Wish You A Merry
Christmas, Hinay Ma Tov, Deck The Halls, and Carol Of The Bells.
"Wintery Mix" may be *previewed and purchased* on our website,
- "A work of utter genius. Transformative." - Shirley MacLaine
- "I felt this thrill go up my leg as I listened... I mean, I don't have
that too often." - Chris Matthews
- "Sultry yet soothing... This CD keeps me sane. Arf!" - Tinkerbell, Paris
- "Nice Ding Dongs." - Pres. George W. Bush on Carol Of The Bells
- "It was the first gift I gave Blake when he got outta the slammer. He
bloody loves the thing." - Amy Winehouse
- "Buy a 'Wintery Mix?' for every man, woman and caribou? You betcha!" -
Gov. Sarah Palin
Thanks and happy listening!
*Disclaimer: These reviews are ... Quelle surprise!... not real.
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