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Editor, The Konformist
Beast of the Year 2007
George W. Bush
The votes are in, and The Konformist readers have spoken. George is
your choice for the 2007 Beast of the Year - a choice that is well
In finally selecting Shrub as a solo artist in Beasthood, The
Konformist was recognizing his impressive record of Beastliness
since 2000, when he has been cited for Beastly behavior a record
nine times. Meanwhile, 2007 is the fourth time in seven years he's
been named among the winners of BOTH, another record. His impressive
dominance in Beastliness over an extended period of time recalls the
Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and the San Francisco 49ers of the
80's. Can you say "Dynasty" right now? You bet!
George W. Bush's Secret Police
In the unlikely event that Bush can no longer fill its duties as
Beast of the Year, his Secret Police is ready to take over the
crown. Rest assured the BOTY trophy is in good hands either way;
In any case, we salute you, Dubya and his police state.
Congratulations, and keep up the great work!!!