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  • Cheryl Young
    Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi. Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting
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      Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
      A: Pumpkin Pi.
      Q: How do you make a witch stew?
      A: Keep her waiting for hours.
      Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?
      A: "Tomb it may concern..."
      Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?
      A: A cereal killer.
      Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
      A: With a pumpkin patch.
      Q: What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
      A: Tired blood.
      Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
      A: He was all wound up.
      Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying?
      A: You can see right through him.
      Q: How is a werewolf like a computer?
      A: They both have megabytes.
      Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
      A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.
      Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
      A: Lake Erie.
      Q: How can you tell when a window is scared?
      A: It gets shudders.
      Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
      A: It had no body to dance with.
      Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
      A: Hello, hello, hello.
      Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
      A: When something tickles his funny bone.
      Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
      A: Because he's always a goblin.
      Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
      A: He's mist.
      Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
      A: Hoblin Goblin.
      Q: What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
      A: A wash-and-werewolf.
      Q: What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
      A: A blood vessel.
      Q: What do you call a skeleton that refuses to help around the house?
      A: Lazybones
      Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
      A: To stop his coffin.


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