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Re: [#knowitall] Digest Number 611

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  • Jule Joyce
    I believe the expression is F*ck em if they can t take a joke. manon
    Message 1 of 1 , Feb 1, 2003
      I believe the expression is F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke.

      manon

      At 12:48 PM 2/1/2003 +0000, you wrote:

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      >There are 6 messages in this issue.
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      >Topics in this digest:
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      > 1. The Definition of Barbecuing...
      > From: Karen B <lilpos@...>
      > 2. Re: Shameless self promotion
      > From: "daisy" <daisy@...>
      > 3. New Games Theory of War
      > From: Geoff Allan <ShelbyZ@...>
      > 4. Re: Sea Lion is losing patience
      > From: "Michelle *" <belannatorres@...>
      > 5. Re: Sea Lion is losing patience
      > From: "Samson" <Samson77@...>
      > 6. Re: The Definition of Barbecuing...
      > From: "Pam ^!^" <peachykn@...>
      >
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      >Message: 1
      > Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 06:07:13 -0800 (PST)
      > From: Karen B <lilpos@...>
      >Subject: The Definition of Barbecuing...
      >
      > The Definition of Barbecuing...
      >
      > When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ', the following
      >chain of events are put into motion:
      >
      >1) The woman goes to the store.
      >2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
      >3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
      >in a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils,
      >and takes it to the man, who is
      >lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand.
      >4) The man places the meat on the grill.
      >5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check
      >the vegetables.
      >6) The woman comes outside to tell the man that the
      >meat is burning.
      >7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it
      >to the woman.
      >8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to
      >the table.
      >9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
      >the dishes.
      >10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his
      >cooking efforts.
      >11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
      >off." and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
      >that there is just
      >no pleasing some women...
      >
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      >Message: 2
      > Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 10:27:26 -0600
      > From: "daisy" <daisy@...>
      >Subject: Re: Shameless self promotion
      >
      >Great song codetech :)
      >
      >----- Original Message -----
      >From: "Geoff Allan" <ShelbyZ@...>
      >To: <know-it-all@yahoogroups.com>
      >Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 6:41 AM
      >Subject: [#knowitall] Shameless self promotion
      >
      >
      >Since I haven't been hanging around the channel much lately, I'm going
      >to show off some of my work for that past few months
      >
      >http://www.calgary-web.com/cip/Music.html
      >
      >"Wanna Go Back" has been donated to the 9/11 memorial, including the
      >video.
      >
      >Because the server is not set up for streaming delivery, I recommend
      >that you right click on a title and "Save Target As..." to download it
      >to your computer before playing.
      >
      >Geoff
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      >Message: 3
      > Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 10:50:26 -0700
      > From: Geoff Allan <ShelbyZ@...>
      >Subject: New Games Theory of War
      >
      >War and Games Theory have always been connected. After all, the game of
      >chess is built around war, the concepts behind most organized sports is,
      >too. Using games theory to model and predict the outcome of war in
      >general is an ancient practice.
      >
      >There is, however, a whole new theory connecting war with games, and
      >it's a little chilling. Our investigators have uncovered an insidious
      >plot that we think will scare the pants off you. (You don't need to
      >scare me to get my pants off)
      >
      >The last Gulf War was an absolute boon to gaming companies, who rushed
      >to package and sell simulations. Also, some incredible video footage was
      >shot in the region, images still used today. The well is running dry,
      >however, and it's time to sell more games.
      >
      >There are several new aircraft and weapons ready to go, and the game
      >companies need to see them in action before they can accurately model
      >them in a game. Rumor has it that several game companies have contracted
      >with the US military to put motion capture devices on aircraft and
      >soldiers.
      >
      >Also, HDTV is ready to go, and they need new high resolution images of
      >battles, defeats, bombs exploding, conscripted Iraqi soldiers
      >surrendering, and buildings being flattened. Many of these images will
      >be integrated into new TV shows and movies, since we're all complaining
      >about how fake the battle sequences looked in last year's war movies.
      >
      >So who is really calling for war? President Bush? Tony Blair? Saddam
      >Hussein? No. The real hawks are the people running Electronic Arts,
      >Nintendo. The television production companies. Sony, Panasonic, Hitachi.
      >
      >Think about it. But not too hard.
      >
      >
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      >Message: 4
      > Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 19:34:48 +0000
      > From: "Michelle *" <belannatorres@...>
      >Subject: Re: Sea Lion is losing patience
      >
      >
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      >Message: 5
      > Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 11:56:42 -0800
      > From: "Samson" <Samson77@...>
      >Subject: Re: Sea Lion is losing patience
      >
      >Read the whole email kyamo instead of the bits you choose to pull out.
      >Karen explaining her uninformed attacks on US policies as fun was her
      >opinion, and she is welcome to it. But not everyone sees it that way, and
      >that is our opinion, and we are entitled to it. This is your opinion and
      >its your right to express it. People in Iraq do not have this right. What
      >you chastise me for you yourself do with your response.
      >
      >----- Original Message -----
      > From: Michelle *
      > To: know-it-all@yahoogroups.com
      > Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 11:34 AM
      > Subject: Re: [#knowitall] Sea Lion is losing patience
      >
      >
      > She did not say you had no right to your opinions at all, only that you
      > did not need to be so agressive and rude. I think it is still you who
      > has to reread your messages. I fail to see how this is the pot calling
      > the kettle black, as you took a polite message asking you to be a little
      > less attacking, as a personal attack on yourself, your opinions, and your
      > country. It seems your way of 'dealing' with others opinions is to
      > respond angrily by insulting them (moronic, uninformed tirades).
      >
      > Michelle (Kyamo)
      >
      > PS It's someimes not clear to me who on this list corresponds to who on
      > the channel. Perhaps if you put your nick on one post?
      >
      >
      >
      > >From: "Samson"
      > >Reply-To: know-it-all@yahoogroups.com
      > >To:
      > >Subject: Re: [#knowitall] Sea Lion is losing patience
      > >Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 01:27:42 -0800
      > >
      > >I digress Karen. What you call "humor" has been spiteful, hateful, and
      > in no way humorous. No one has attacked Australian anything, yet you
      > continue your aussie "fun". And talking about the pot calling the kettle
      > black! You refer to our aggression, but apparently you dont read your own
      > emails, including this one! If you dont like our opinions, tough shit,
      > deal with it, just as we deal with your moronic, uninformed tirades.
      > > ----- Original Message -----
      > > From: Karen B
      > > To: know-it-all@yahoogroups.com
      > > Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 1:12 AM
      > > Subject: Re: [#knowitall] Sea Lion is losing patience
      > >
      > >
      > > Samson and Dok!!!! why don't you reread your
      > > comments... "BONEHEADS" "BS" Why are you so
      > > aggressive when others have opinions? Vicki, I may
      > > not agree with you but I totally respect your polite
      > > expression of your opinion... Sealion, your opinion
      > > was witty and amusing.. These comments are simply my
      > > opinion and not meant to insult anyone. I'm just
      > > hoping it might make some people consider what they
      > > write. I in no way hate americans, I might poke fun
      > > from time to time.. but it's in fun and it is the
      > > aussie sense of humour. We rib each other all the
      > > time.
      > >
      > >
      > >
      > > --- Samson wrote:
      > > > I believe I can answer that: Sealion believes that
      > > > the first amendment is to talk out your ass and have
      > > > no one debate about said Ass talking.
      > > > ----- Original Message -----
      > > > From: Doktor Eisenbart
      > > > To: know-it-all@yahoogroups.com
      > > > Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2003 9:31 PM
      > > > Subject: Re: [#knowitall] Sea Lion is losing
      > > > patience
      > > >
      > > >
      > > >
      > > > how on earth is his suggestion that you do a
      > > > little research before spouting
      > > > BS a violation of your First Amendment rights?
      > > >
      > > >
      > > >
      > > >
      > > >
      > > > >From: "Leigh Rayment"
      > > > >Reply-To: know-it-all@yahoogroups.com
      > > > >To:
      > > > >Subject: Re: [#knowitall] Sea Lion is losing
      > > > patience
      > > > >Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 22:10:44 +1100
      > > > >
      > > > >Well, that post got the exact reaction I
      > > > expected...........angry posts
      > > > >directed at someone who has the absolute temerity
      > > > to believe that
      > > > >the US does not have the right to do whatever it
      > > > wants. When WAS
      > > > >the First Amendment repealed?...I must have
      > > > missed it.
      > > > >
      > > > >Geoff has suggested that, before I express an
      > > > opinion, I should educate
      > > > >myself.
      > > > >
      > > > >With a PhD in history, I suspect that I'm already
      > > > better educated than
      > > > >most people......Thank you for your references to
      > > > a number of articles.
      > > > >I noticed that you left out a few articles such
      > > > as the overthrow of
      > > > >the Iranian government and the installation of
      > > > the Shah in 1953, the
      > > > >assassinations of Ngo Dinh Diem and Salvador
      > > > Allende in 1963 and 1973
      > > > >respectively, etc etc etc. I wonder how things
      > > > would have turned out had
      > > > >not
      > > > >the US lost patience with these respective
      > > > regimes (each of which was
      > > > >democratically elected by the way)? No
      > > > Ayatollahs for a
      > > > >start and probably a greater world population of
      > > > half a million innocent
      > > > >people.
      > > > >
      > > > >
      > > > >
      > > > >
      > > > >
      > > > >
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      >Message: 6
      > Date: Sat, 01 Feb 2003 02:08:54 +0000
      > From: "Pam ^!^" <peachykn@...>
      >Subject: Re: The Definition of Barbecuing...
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      >the upside is their stinky a$$ is outside of the house
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      > >>
      > > The Definition of Barbecuing...
      > >
      > > When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ', the following
      > >chain of events are put into motion:
      > >
      > >1) The woman goes to the store.
      > >2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
      > >3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
      > >in a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils,
      > >and takes it to the man, who is
      > >lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand.
      > >4) The man places the meat on the grill.
      > >5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check
      > >the vegetables.
      > >6) The woman comes outside to tell the man that the
      > >meat is burning.
      > >7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it
      > >to the woman.
      > >8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to
      > >the table.
      > >9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
      > >the dishes.
      > >10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his
      > >cooking efforts.
      > >11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
      > >off." and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
      > >that there is just
      > >no pleasing some women...
      > >
      > >
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