having an "I hate my job day?"
- Subject: having an "I hate my job day?"When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to thethermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by"Johnson and Johnson."Be very sure you get this brand.When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect thephone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to verycomfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.Open the package and remove the thermometer.Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not becomechipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with thethermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is astatement:"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personallytested".Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson andJohnson Company."Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse jobthan yours.
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