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Belmont on the 4th

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  • Boaz
    It won t blow anyway, so pipe down. And as far as comparing us to the jetskis - what are you thinking?! You re doing a major disservice to the kiters
    Message 1 of 1 , Jul 4 12:40 AM
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      It won't blow anyway, so pipe down.

      And as far as comparing us to the jetskis - what are you thinking?! You're doing a major disservice to the kiters classifying them in the same bracket with these motor-heads.

      Keep in mind:

      --The average Jetski is a 300lbs. motorized vehicles capable of speeds up to 70mph (600lbs with the rider).

      --Jetskies pollute our environment with chemicals, noise, and an occasional flying aluminum beer can .

      --Some jetskies are lethal weapons owned by operators capable of killing a windsurfer and fleeing the scene.

      --The average jetski is owned by a fucking idiot high on cholesterol count, low on IQ, and with a wife named Donna who goes through a can of hair-spray per day and blasts Journey on her 1987 fire-engine-red Chevy Camero's stereo-cassette with graphic equalizer*.

      --As a result of the above 4 tidbits, jetskies are BANNED from the beach - get the point?!?!


      So next time one of you idiots even mention the word jetski in a pro-kiting argument - you are - well - an idiot.



      * Thank you Paul for the imagery...
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