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FW: Santa Funnies

... What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy
Dougs Jokes
Dec 20, 2003

FW: Re: Should be interesting coverage

Hey folks, I've found out about a couple of great offers, one for a laptop and the other for a DVD player. First, the laptop is a Dell Inspiron 1100 Intel
Dougs Jokes
Dec 9, 2003

FW: Bad Attitude

... Some folks say that I have a very bad attitude. But actually,... I have an excellent one! It just happens to be negative. -- ... Doug Miller is not the
J.C.'s Jokes
Jul 11, 2003

FW: Best ebay description ever

I couldn't really decide that this was a "bawdy" message, even though it is a bit harsh. ... You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers
J.C.'s Jokes
Jul 11, 2003

FW: Little known naval history

No idea if this is true. ... The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat vessel carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 27, 2003

FW: Psychiatrists

... Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Unfortunately, one out of three psychiatrists are mentally ill. -- ... Doug Miller is not
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 27, 2003

FW: A little party

... So we got this little party going on last night and in walks this guy with jumper cables on his shoulder. I jump into action, walk up to him and politely
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 26, 2003

FW: G.W.'s resume

(Might be a tad offensive to those on the right.) ... George Bush's Resume From Kelly Kramer at Democratic Power: George W. Bush Resume Past work experience:
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 26, 2003

FW: Nurse Picabo Street

... The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 25, 2003

FW: Paging Dr....

... The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a local casino and asked to have her husband paged. "Sorry, Madam," came the reply, "The house does not make
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 24, 2003

FW: Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

... 9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?" 8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?" 7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?" 6. "Is it safe for my
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 24, 2003

FW: Know your spouse's favorite things

... While attending a marriage seminar on communication, the husband and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 23, 2003

FW: The Navigator

... The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 23, 2003

FW: How to end the war

... The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the Mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces) Billy Bob, Bubba,
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 18, 2003

FW: Re: F*c$ing Brilliant

... U R BN ATCKD WTH CHM WPNS C U L8R TONE -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the piece.
J.C.'s Jokes
Jun 17, 2003
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