FW: Freedom Kisses
So I was feeling a bit reckless last night, and I ordered a large bag of
Freedom fries and a salad with Freedom dressing.
Then I go out to the novelty store to buy a Freedom tickler for a
friend...had some trouble with that one.
Finally, I get home and ask my partner if he would like to do some heavy
Freedom kissing, but he wasn't into it. So I put on my Freedom jeans and
Freedom sun glasses and went looking for some freedom. Didn't find any.
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