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JJdJ Mar 3, 09: Da Vinci Code

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Mar 3, 2009 Volume 111, Issue 945


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o Jewish Quote du Jour
      o "Da Vinci Code"

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      Jewish Quote du Jour

      "Don't be too sweet lest you be eaten up; don't
      be too bitter lest you be spewed out."
      -- Yiddish Proverb

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      "Da Vinci Code"

      Written across the wall of the cave were the following
      symbols: A female body, a donkey, a shovel, a fish and
      a star of David.

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      It was considered a unique find and the writings were
      said to be at least three thousand years old!

      The piece of stone was removed, brought to the
      museum, and archaeologists from around the world
      came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge
      meeting after months of conferences to discuss the
      meaning of the markings.

      The President of the society pointed to first drawing
      and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people
      held women in high esteem. You can also tell they
      were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so
      they were smart enough to have animals help them
      till the soil.

      The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had
      tools to help them.

      Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish
      which means that if a famine hit the earth and food
      didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last
      symbol appears to be the Star of David which means
      they were evidently Hebrews.

      The audience applauded enthusiastically.

      Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the
      room and said,

      "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......

      It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!"


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      Jewish Picture du Jour

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      Hava Nagila Extrodinaire

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