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JJdJ Sep 5, 00: Jewish Jeopardy

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Jewish Jeopardy"
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      A: Midrash
      Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?

      A: The Gaza Strip
      Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?

      A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke
      Q: What is a cheder, a seder, and a tater?

      A: Sofer
      Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?

      A: Babylon
      Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?

      A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision
      Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?

      And speaking of circumcisions:
      An enterprising Rabbi is offering circumcisions
      via the Internet........
      The service is to be called "E-MOIL"


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