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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Dec 16, 2008              Volume 108, Issue 923


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

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      o        "Hotel Room in Florida"

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      The question is... did she get the room?

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      "Hotel Room in Florida"

      In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from
      Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation
      in Florida.  Being unfamiliar with the area, she
      wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.

      "Excuse me," she said to the manager.  "My name
      is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for two
      weeks."

      "I'm awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our
      rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a
      man came down and checked out.

      "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein.  "Now there's
      a room."

      "Not so fast, Madam.  I'm sorry, but this hotel
      is restricted. No Jews allowed."

      "Jewish?  Who's Jewish?  I happen to be Catholic."

      "I find that hard to believe.  Let me ask you, who
      was the Son of G~d?"

      "Jesus, Son of Mary."

      "Where was he born?"

      "In a stable."

      "And why was he born in a stable?"

      "Because... a schmuck like you wouldn't let a
      Jew rent a room in his hotel!"


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