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JJdJ Sep 2, 08: Jewish Tidbits, Part I

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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Sep 2, 2008 Volume 105, Issue 893 Jewish Joke du Jour Table
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      Sep 2, 2008 Volume 105, Issue 893

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      o "Jewish Tidbits" Part I


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      "Jewish Tidbits"
      Part I

      The doctor gave a man six months to live. The
      man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave
      him another six months.

      The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs.
      Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen
      answered, "So did my arthritis!"

      Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I AM 60!"
      Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

      A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest.
      The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor
      answers, "That's what puzzles me!"

      Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor:
      "Don't answer!"

      A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic
      says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says,
      "I make a good living."

      A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says,
      "You've been brought here for drinking." The
      drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

      A bum asked a Jewish fellow, "Give me $10 till pay
      day." The Jewish fellow responded, "When's payday?"
      The bum said, "I don't know! You're the one that's


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