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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Aug 28, 2008 Volume 104, Issue 892


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      o "The Rabbi"

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      Hawaii is nice... I wish I could visit one of these years...
      It's, kind of, one of those impossible dreams... Like
      buying a 'new' new car, not pre-owned. It's never
      going to happen unless I win the lottery or something.
      Oh well.

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      "The Rabbi"

      A Jewish congregation in suburban Boston honors
      its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to
      Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.

      When he walks into his hotel room, he finds a
      beautiful nude woman lying on the bed.

      She greets the Rabbi with, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little
      something extra that the President of the Temple
      arranged for you."

      The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone,
      calls the President of the Temple and shouts,

      "Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where
      is your respect? I am the moral leader of our
      religious community! I am very angry with you
      and you have not heard the end of this."

      Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and
      starts to get dressed.

      The Rabbi turns to her and asks, "Where are
      you going? I'm not angry with you."


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