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JJdJ July 24, 08: Moishe - A Loyal Citizen

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      o "Moishe - A Loyal Citizen"

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      "Moishe - A Loyal Citizen"

      Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian
      government:

      Govt. Official: "If you had a yacht, what would
      you do with it?"

      Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."

      Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what
      would you do with it?"

      Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."

      Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what
      would you do with it?"

      No reply.

      Government official asks the question again.

      And still not reply.

      Finally he shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?"

      Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."


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