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JJdJ June 3, 08: Moishe, the Running Deer

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      June 3, 2008 Volume 101, Issue 867


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      o "Moishe, the Running Deer"

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      "Moishe, the Running Deer"

      Moishe, a Yeshiva boy, graduates high school and is
      about to go to college. He was born and lived in Brooklyn
      his entire life but he gets a full scholarship to the Univ.
      of Montana and it is such a generous deal that his parents,
      who would prefer to keep him in Brooklyn forever, let him go.

      Six months go by and they have not heard from him. They
      re frantic. They call the dorm and are told that he doesn't
      live there anymore. They call the Registrar who says that
      he is no longer enrolled. They are about to fly to Montana
      when a letter comes from Moishe:

      "Dear Mother, Dear Father, Sorry I have been so negligent
      but I met the most wonderful girl and we plan to marry.
      That is why I dropped out of school. Little Feather is a
      Native American, a princess in her tribe, and her father
      is the Chief.

      He has made me a member of the tribe. I had to leave
      school because of the nonsense they teach about
      Native Americans - the lack of respect, the distortions
      of history. But now I understand things better. I have
      decided to take a Native American name which the
      Chief helped me decide. From now on please call
      me Running Deer. I will NOT answer correspondence
      addressed to Moishe."

      A few days later he gets a reply:

      "Dear Running Deer. Your dad and I are pleased that
      you have finally found a woman to love and that you
      are happy on the reservation. We regret that she is
      not Jewish but to celebrate your new love and
      upcoming marriage we also have decided to take
      Native American names...

      I am now SITTING SHIVA!"


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