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JJdJ Aug 3, 00: Rabbi's Advice?

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      Aug 3, 2000 Volume 11, Issue 84


      Hmmm... I think I would have liked this Rabbi...

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      "Rabbi's Advice?"

      An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady
      and they are very much in love. However, no matter
      what the husband does sexually, the woman never
      achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to
      sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.

      The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and
      makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping
      young man. While the two of you are making love,
      have the young man wave a towel over you. That will
      help the wife fantasize, and should bring on an orgasm."

      They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire
      a handsome young man, and he waves a towel over
      them as they make love. But it doesn't help, and she is
      still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

      "Okay", says the rabbi, "Let's try it again, only reversed.
      Have the young man make love to your wife, and you
      wave the towel over them."

      Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young
      man gets into bed with the wife, and the husband
      waves the towel. The young man gets to work with
      great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
      room-shaking, screaming orgasm.

      The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says
      to him triumphantly, "You see; THAT'S the way to wave
      a towel!"


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