JJdJ Aug 3, 00: Rabbi's Advice?
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Aug 3, 2000 Volume 11, Issue 84
Hmmm... I think I would have liked this Rabbi...
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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady
and they are very much in love. However, no matter
what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to
sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and
makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping
young man. While the two of you are making love,
have the young man wave a towel over you. That will
help the wife fantasize, and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire
a handsome young man, and he waves a towel over
them as they make love. But it doesn't help, and she is
still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", says the rabbi, "Let's try it again, only reversed.
Have the young man make love to your wife, and you
wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young
man gets into bed with the wife, and the husband
waves the towel. The young man gets to work with
great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
room-shaking, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says
to him triumphantly, "You see; THAT'S the way to wave
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