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JJdJ Mar 27, 08: Heart Failure

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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! Mar 27, 2008 Volume 99, Issue 848 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content o Jewish Quote du Jour o Heart Failure
    Message 1 of 1 , Mar 26, 2008
      Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour!

      Mar 27, 2008 Volume 99, Issue 848


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o Jewish Quote du Jour
      o "Heart Failure"

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      "Heart Failure"

      An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert
      in Israel and came upon a casket containing a
      mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say
      the least.

      After examining it, he called the curator of the
      Israel museum in Jerusalem.

      "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy
      of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited
      scientist exclaimed.

      To which the curator replied, "Bring him in.
      We'll check it out."

      A week later, the amazed curator called the
      archaeologist. "You were right about both the
      mummy's age and cause of death. How in
      the world did you know?"

      "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand
      that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."


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