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JJdJ Mar 4, 08: An Honest German

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Mar 4, 2008 Volume 99, Issue 841


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o Jewish Quote du Jour
      o "An Honest German"

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      Jewish Quote du Jour

      "It is certain that in certain parts of the world we can see
      a peculiar people, separated from the other peoples of
      the world and this is called the Jewish people.... This
      people is not only of remarkable antiquity but has also
      lasted for a singular long time... For whereas the people
      of Greece and Italy, of Sparta, Athens and Rome and
      others who came so much later have perished so long
      ago, these still exist, despite the efforts of so many
      powerful kings who have tried a hundred times to wipe
      them out, as their historians testify, and as can easily
      be judged by the natural order of things over such a
      long spell of years. They have always been preserved,
      however, and their preservation was foretold...
      My encounter with this people amazes me..."
      -- Blaise Pascal, French Mathematician

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      "An Honest German"

      An old Jew with two big bags walks on a railway
      station in Germany, sees a German and asks him:
      "Excuse me, what do you think about Jews?"

      "Oh, I like Jewish culture and I love Jewish nation!"

      The old Jew walks further and asks another German:
      "Please, tell me, do you like Jews?"

      "Of course! Their mind and talent amaze me!"

      The old Jew walks further and asks the third German:

      "Do you like Jews?"

      "What?! I hate them! I hate them all!"

      "I see you are an honest man! Look for my luggage
      while I am in a WC."


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