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JJdJ Jan 8, 08: The Jewish Car Of The Future

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Jan 8, 2008 Volume 97, Issue 825


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o Jewish Quote du Jour
      o "The Jewish Car Of The Future"

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      "The Jewish Car Of The Future"

      In the future, a rabbi makes a car. This car doesn't
      run on fuel, it runs on Judaic belief. And to start this
      car you must say "Baruch Hashem" (Praise G~d),
      the faster you say it the faster the car goes. Of course,
      the word to stop the car is "Amen".

      So one day, a very spacey college student gets into
      his car and starts chanting, "Baruch Hashem, baruch
      Hashem, baruch Hashem..." The car speeds up and
      gets faster and faster.

      Soon the student realizes that he is heading towards
      a cliff, he desperately struggles to remember the
      word and finally remembers.

      The second before he goes off the cliff, he says "Amen!"
      and the car stops.

      The student sighs in relief, and says, "Baruch Hashem"...


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