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JJdJ Nov 13, 07: The Chosen People

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      Nov 13, 2007 Volume 95, Issue 811


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "The Chosen People"
      o Jewish Quote du Jour

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      "The Chosen People"

      When Moses was on earth back then he was
      given the Ten Commandments but he was
      not told actually what he should do with them.

      He took them to England and confronted a man
      and asked, "Would You Like A Commandment?"

      The man replied, "What's A Commandment?"

      Moses took a tablet and read, "Thou Shalt Not Steal!"

      The man replied, "Go away, we don't want any of that
      here!"

      Moses went to America and confronted a man
      with the same question, "Would You Like A
      Commandment?"

      The man replied, "What's A Commandment?"

      Moses took a tablet and read, "Thou Shalt Not Commit
      Adultery!"

      The man replied, "Go away, we don't want any of
      that here!"

      And so Moses went on his way around the world
      always getting the same response until he arrived
      in Jerusalem.

      Moses confronted a Jew with the same question,
      "Would You Like A Commandment?"

      The Jew replied, "How Much Are They?"

      Moses replied, "Well....They're Free!"

      The Jew replied, "THEN I'LL TAKE TEN!"

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      Jewish Quote du Jour

      "Intelligent people know of what they speak;
      fools speak of what they know."
      -- Minchas Shabbos Pirkei Avos 3:18 / Ethics
      Of The Fathers

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